Wednesday, October 29, 2008

dates like crack cocaine



I just finished the most delicious dates in the universe. I've been starting to eat more of a raw diet/lifestyle. I prefer the word lifestyle over diet. Hello. For OBVIOUS REASONS. These dates are
a prodction of the dates factory of
royal prince sultan ben abdul-aziz's farm
however when i googled this it corrected me as reading
royal prince sultan bin abdul-aziz
ben
bin
ya know?
the wrapper reads this:
a production of dates factor of
logo of two hands outstretched wtih a sun with 3 palm trees growing out of it with a green kinda rainbow thing
royal prince sultan ben abdul-aziz's farms
special product
kingdom of saudi arabia
al qassim
tel 3803141
fax 3803140
the saddest part is that it reads NOT FOR SALE
hello
me want more
more more more
wah
me want to eat them everyday for the rest of my life
i will have no stressed
i will be zen
i will be calmness
these were a very special something that came my way.
i mean these dates taste like candy -- WITHOUT THE GUILT.
they melt in your mouth and then you just want to keep eating more.
they say sugar is one molecule away from being cocaine.
these dates are living, breathing, proof.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I google the product, and found the same shit as you did!
I have the dates and I ate 2 of them and were delicious, so I was looking where the hell can I buy them... but the google search bring me to you!! So funny!
Did you find something else since that post??? Hope you did!!!!!
Kisses

Anonymous said...

They give it to you in a Saudi Arabia's ambassy.

Anonymous said...

I just was given a package as a gift...I don't wanna open it now..if its that good and is that hard to find I rather stare at it and eat the cheaper stuff.

Anonymous said...

Same here I received them as a gift and now I wish I didn't open them as quick as I did. Delicious