Tuesday, June 17, 2008

gorgeous south african dessert



this gorgeous south african dessert was made by a fellow mama bear's mama. i guess that makes her mama bear a great mama bear. i don't know how an elder says great in her tribe. i ought to ask her one day. but, this dessert was the kinda dessert you want to WRITE REVEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS about. that's how yummy and scrumptious her dessert was. it had all of the flavors any great dessert has. sugar. yes. sugar comes in the shape of stevia, a japanese extract many use that has zero calorieoids. raw agave nectar, coming from the cactus growing in many desert regions. desert not to be confused with the point of this review. which is dessert. i had to go to the old, yet reliable and elder book called dictionary.com........this is not a plug for them. just the fact that i didn't trust the first two sources on google that i researched on. that (beat) and i was confused. me a mama bear confused? can you believe that? i'm a writer so i have a surplus of words. i always have a lot to say. but i just wanted to write a review about this amazing south african dessert i had at a fellow mama bear's shower for her first born. her other half was from another tribe. many of his ancestors were at the shower. therfore, i had lots of fun chit chatting and catching up with fellow mama bears. but, it was an elder of the tribe with blue eyes who i conversed with the most. her first name is anonymous. it's neither here nor there. but, there was lots of wisdom being exchanged between these four blue eyes. wisdom about religion. she had a gossipy question about mine. i DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE ANSWER. anyway, i'm here to write about this gorgeous south african dessert. i tried uploading the image directly from the digital camera that was generously zakated to my family's tribe from my big big brother bear's new tribe. so exciting to be going digital. this is new for me. i fought the zero's and one's for ages. i mean ages. i wanted to be old-fashioned, handwritten. i want to BE this and that. when, finally, i awoke and started realizing technology is bringing this world together. i believe in peace. for pete's sake i have a tatoo on my ankle to prove it. well, intake of air to sigh. i'm just trying to upload this gorgeous image of this gorgeous south african dessert. it should be served to kings and queens for it's coconut, mint, cacao, dairy, caramel, FAT -- fat has become a thing that has been worshiped in my tribe. punished in my tribe. it's like it's almost a bad word. fat is a-okay. no human being should ever feel they have to cut themselves because of their fat intake. my weight fluctuates. but, my healer told me not to worry about my weight. so nah nah. nanny nanny boo boo. yes, all of this review was inspired by this amazing signature dish of a fellow mama bear's tribe. yes, the desert was well.....many words long and even...believe it or not iwas offended as a result of this dessert. a fellow mama bear questioned me and asked "eating dessert first?"... i had a million come-backs. like FOR STARTERS.....dessert is not an entree in the countries i backpacked in africa. dessert is served with all food and it is a great honour to eat the desserts of fellow tribespeople. HELLO .....i dared not voice my opinion. we were at a public place. well, not really, we were at the hut of a fellow mama bear. ...WHO HER other half BUILT from scratch!!! i couldn't believe it when my fellow mama bear shared with us other mama bear's that he built it himself. wow. he shared that this mama bear brought light into the hut. we were silenced with the reverence he gave to my fellow mama bear. i mean HE WAS so kind with his words. words can heal people. words can bring light to others. yes. all of this, my dear reader was inspired by a dessert. i kindly asked my fellow mama bear for her mama bear's recipe. i felt it was too sacred to be asking the elder mama bear directly for the recipe. i feared the forbidden NO. i just gave the question to my fellow mama bear. i dream of receiving the sacred words....scribbled down by the elder mama bear. will she or won't she...share her recipe with me....this new mama bear? pause ...bjust trying to upload the image onto this gorgeous anonymous blogspot. deep breath... honour technology. honour the zeroes and the ones that i once thought were doing all of the thinking for humanity. until that fancy dinner i had with big brother bear. he works with satelites and he explained to me that.....welllllll..........he works with a bunch of other humanoids on satelites. it's definetly not the machines doing the thinking. it's the machines that do the reflecting of humamnoids....this is now MY opinion. not big brother bear. okay, now let's try to get that image uploaded onto this blog site. the end.

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