microphone history/2nd incarnation

today is the 23rd of may friday at
about 3:24
just strumming first off the c and then the g
these young starlets
okay the title
what i'm working on is
these young starlets have no microphone knowledge
these young starlets have no microphone knowledge
and we call this progress
these young starlets have no microphone knowledge
and we call this progress
i could argue to make a point
'til kingdom come
i could say to you anything i wanted
these young starlets have no microphone knowledge
and we call this progress
i'm neither here nor there
i got so many points runnin' 'round my head
but i got this to say to you today
relax
take sip of fresh air
it's the last free commidity
that i see
take a fresh breath of air
and breathe
relax relax relax
not gonna tell you who to vote for
i'm just here to tell you to
relax relax relax
take a sip of air
it's the last free commodity
these young starlets have no microphone knowledge
and we call this progress
sometimes i wanna scream
don't you know your microphone history
go up go down
here's a couple tips
when you touch your fingertips
to a bi-directional microphone
and there's no feedback
here's a hint
we know you're lip synching
these young starlets have absolutely
no microphone knowledge
and this is progress
these young starlets have absolutely no microphone knowledge
and this is progress
and this is why
we send the elevator down
as much as we please
and this is the deal my friend
the newborns are comin'
i could list off bunch of digits
for you numbers people
but i don't really care
i don't really care
i don't really care
i don't really care
the charts the numbers the rejection
i don't really care
i don''t really care
i don't really care
i believe in a few simple concepts
every single human being
is
get this
equal
from here from there
i've been there
from here from there
i've been there
these young starlets have no microphone knowledge
i see this as progress
just one a minor between the c and g